The other day I heard two very 'woke' male podcasters make fun of people who share their food on Instagram. “Hey Dude, do you post pictures of what you eat?” “Nah man, what I eat is simply fuel. It is, like, the least important part of my life.” And I thought, yeah motherfuckers, ‘cause … [Read more...] about Mama Instaworthy
When I was seventeen and living in Edmonton, I took myself down to the Canadian Blood Services building to give all the blood I could. There, a nurse told me I was in rare possession of Type O Negative Blood. I was a 'Universal Donor.' My blood was the most sought after. I could give … [Read more...] about Can You Pass This Quiz?