A few days ago, I was walking from my badly-parked, snow's-on-the-ground-so-the-lines-don't-matter truck into Walmart when a group of teenage boys passed by. And when I say "passed by," I mean the hyper crowd of skinny giants moved in run-away bouncy ball formation until I stepped off the sidewalk … [Read more...] about Shalom
The other day I heard two very 'woke' male podcasters make fun of people who share their food on Instagram. “Hey Dude, do you post pictures of what you eat?” “Nah man, what I eat is simply fuel. It is, like, the least important part of my life.” And I thought, yeah motherfuckers, ‘cause … [Read more...] about Mama Instaworthy
When I was seventeen and living in Edmonton, I took myself down to the Canadian Blood Services building to give all the blood I could. There, a nurse told me I was in rare possession of Type O Negative Blood. I was a 'Universal Donor.' My blood was the most sought after. I could give … [Read more...] about Can You Pass This Quiz?